PROJECT “BIG BOY”
Approximately 6 months ago, I was approached by a special interest group, whose identity, for reasons of National Security, must remain secret. Their mission to me, discretely seek out candidates for a Level 1, Tier 1 Transformation Project, code named, “BIG BOY”. The scope of the project...to transform an average, overweight, and, unhealthy subject into a lean, muscular, and athletic powerhouse using my very own, Top Secret formulation of diet, supplementation, and rigorous physical training. I am pleased to announce that a suitable candidate has been recruited and his transformation has begun...